Shaquille O'Neal joined the storied Boston Celtics basketball team this summer. To celebrate and connect with his new city, Shaq took his 7-foot frame to Hahvahd Square and sat. Like a statue. For an hour. Folks came from all over to sit with him, have pics taken, enjoy the moment. Apparently he said nothing. Just sat. Can you say "Shaq sits still" five time fast? Thought not.